ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE….

This one goes to all those innocent “extraterrestrials” racking their already oh-so-drained-out brains in front of the fucking computer screen!

No prizes for guessing it right… even the kid on the street would get it…

And for those dummy souls who still are scratching their heads wondering who am I talking about, it’s IT PROFESSIONALS!!!

Gentlemen and ladies and bald headed babies, welcome to PARADISE…

We define this paradise as a 4 n a half ft wide cubicle where there is space for every soul in this industry to express ones “anything-except-work” capabilities to ones best!

Let me elaborate more on a usual day routine.

9:00am- beat the mad MAD rush to reach office on time.
9:30am- you realize that you have just managed to reach well without any scratches or bruises.

BREAKFAST- menu as usual, poha, upma, bread omlette and any shit under the sun!

Reach paradise and all you find in the 15” screen are the loads of wretched “good morning” mails… total piece of crap. By the time you are deleting those, you find yourself right under your team-leader’s nose who is ready with I’ve-planned-how-to-torture-you-today smile.

Who says I don’t love my work… I am so damn in love with the monotonous “work-unwork-rework-get yelled at-sulk-still work” schedule.

Somehow time hauls and yo!!! Its time for lunch…

Oops!! How could I forget to mention about the awakening coffee breaks…
(Coffee, n. break fluid)

So in the second half, you manage to hold yourself inspite of the “I m sooooooo sleepy” mode…

Coffee intake increases now and blogging comes to mind.
Start writing…
Towards the end of the page realize that what’s being written is all bull-shit!!
Pity the readers.
Sign off!!!